1 - Oh goody, a commercial that pathetically tries to promote the annoying and cliched "Latin lover" stereotype.
2 - The world will not end in 2012 despite the paranoia over Doomsday.
3 - If you truly believe that body spray will convert you into a magnet for the fairer sex then perhaps you might be interested in buying several bottles of "Dr. Oliver's Cat-Sweat Scalp Tonic."
(Hat tip: Copyranter.)
Video Source - YouTube
Online Sources - ABC News, Urban Dictionary, Wikipedia, Copyranter