A brief letter to Rosario Dawson

Dear Ms. Dawson:

You’re an admirable Latina actress who has starred in several great films and you've spoken out as for several worthy causes. Thus, it would be a pity for you to sully your good name by planning to star opposite Kevin James in a romantic comedy with “zoo animals trying to teach the keeper their methods of dating and mating to help him win back the woman of his dreams.”

Please, pretty please, reconsider acting in “The Zookeeper.” Your fans would very much appreciate it.

Sincerely,
Erwin C.

(Hat tip: Gawker).

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