Lou Dobbs was right - Mexico’s government revealed plans of a “reconquest” of the U.S. through the migration of lepers.- Hugo Chavez and George W. Bush agreed to peacefully settle their differences after Bush agreed to appear on a future edition of the Venezuelan president’s weekly TV show.
- Brazilian Catholic Church officials agreed to drop their opposition to condoms on the condition that priests are allowed to bless prophylactics before they’re used.
- Move over Thomas Beattie; Ricky Martin revealed that he was the world’s first “pregnant man.”
- Shakira broke off her engagement to Antonio de la Rua and announced that she has the hots for Argentine First Daughter Florencia “florkey” Kirchner.
- A new remake of the 2002 film “Frida” will be made starring Lindsey Lohan in the titular role.
- Bolivian president Evo Morales is expected to resign after receiving an offer to play for Spanish soccer giants Real Madrid instead of a local second-division club.
- Uruguayan cattle farmers are so proud of their beef that they will be giving it away for free today.
Image- kotaku
Sources- Columbia Journalism Review, Guardian UK, Reuters, New York Daily News, The Latin Americanist, imdb.com, Bloomberg, Museum of Hoaxes
Yes I noticed them, in fact you were about the only blogger that really got me (ok, ignoring the Bush and Chavez headline and the pregnant Ricky Martin ;)) Ver funny post!
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